Dear Straight Men: Wiping Your Ass Is Not Gay

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Here’s something I wish I never learned today: some straight men don’t wipe their asses because they think it’s gay. Yep! Apparently letting your fingers going anywhere near your back passage is equivalent to two men fucking each other.

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Just your friendly gay man setting the record straight.

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Just your friendly gay man setting the record straight.

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